The Day of Thunder

Doji Hikaru wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 11:51 am

Good fictions, everyone! It's always great to see people creating stuff.

I still think we should all have character portraits done by you!

*Is*

Jiyo Sora wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:17 am

Ohhhhh assuming he survives, he's an NPC after this one- the Birb Has Spoken.

And as an NPC, he can be as immortal as anyone wants!

Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife.

Canary wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:03 pm

Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife.

Even from the Heavens, he can come back.

I shall state my general opinion for all stories.




Dead people should be dead!

But not everyone in them is dead.

Canary wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:03 pm

Jiyo Sora wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:17 am

Ohhhhh assuming he survives, he's an NPC after this one- the Birb Has Spoken.

And as an NPC, he can be as immortal as anyone wants!

Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife.

Sora the Fortune of Old Grump.

Haka Tae-soo wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 4:39 pm

*Is*

Wheeeee!

Otomo Akutou wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:00 pm

But not everyone in them is dead.

I think that falls on us to make sure they’re fully dead.

*gestures to the giant slicing object on our belts*

Han-Hei wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:05 pm

Otomo Akutou wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:00 pm

But not everyone in them is dead.

I think that falls on us to make sure they’re fully dead.

*gestures to the giant slicing object on our belts*

My fish gutting knife?

More than one way to gut a fish…

Or… more than one way to filet a person….

Well anyway… there are lots of ways of doing lots of things.

Han-Hei wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:05 pm

I think that falls on us to make sure they’re fully dead.

*gestures to the giant slicing object on our belts*

Are they supposed to be dead yet, though?

Sora should have died like 10 times already.

There's only one way to filet a person. With a yam.

Han-Hei wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:11 pm

Sora should have died like 10 times already.

And at least nine of them were your fault.

Canary wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:03 pm

Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife.

Sora Ascends
Event
Fortune * Imperial * Willow

If you control Jiyo Sora, remove him from the game. Every card your opponents control with the Monk, Shugenja, Scholar, or Enlightened keyword is destroyed as their heads explode in deep theological confusion. All Shadowlands cards are destroyed by an ill-defined heavenly beatdown. Remove all Rings from play.

All Bat players lose 10 honor for unseemly grumping about how somehow the old bastard managed to cheat death itself.
All Crab players lose one fortification to torrential rains from the heavens.
All Crane players lose 20 honor as frantic screaming about how none of this makes any sense shatters their On.
All Dragon players lose 10 honor for giggling uncontrollably.
All Ki-Rin players lose their leftmost province to drunken immortal earth dragon revelry.
All Lion Clan players lose ten honor as they are compelled to read the Tao of Shinsei out loud in unison.
All Scorpion players skip their next turn as they nervously wait for the other shoe to drop.
All Spider players create an Item called the Tao of Sora attached to the highest-Chi Personality they have remaining which reduces their force and personal honor to 0 and their chi to 1 as they try to make sense of it.
All Stag Clan players lose the Imperial Favor and can never get it again.
All Monk players lose 20 honor as everyone screams that this is their fault somehow.

You lose the game.

Let’s go for double digits!

Whoooo!

Let's go for more fic from Birb!

You got 19 more pages before i have to write anything. XD

ANOTHER CHALLENGE IS ISSUED!

Wu Zhe wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 9:09 pm

ANOTHER CHALLENGE IS ISSUED!

So say we all!