The Day of Thunder

Canary wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 11:22 pm

"What the Fuck is This Shit?": The Collected Works of Jiyo Sora

Also the motto for the eventual Sora Vassal Family.

Just you wait. In 200 years or so, letters and records from Sora will be celebrated by the fancy courts! :D "And as the great hero, Jiyo Sora famously wrote in his famous Epistle to the Lady Jiyo Kinyoubi, She Who Set His Heart Alight , 'fuck the Crane, those fucking idiots are going to get us all ...

Are any characters writers? Are we going to get any fictions about writing fiction? Sora, despite founding the library system, really isn't (I can accept his going into Jigoku to rescue a fallen Kami, but a man who only learned to be literate in his twenties and who spends a lot of his time doing i...

Canary wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 9:13 pm

Doji Hikaru wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 7:57 pm

Goodness! This moved quickly since last time I looked. I can't keep up with you lot!

They're trying to progress the thread because they want me to suffer. They know that every 30 pages they get fiction.

Makime Omoi wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 9:06 pm

Peace? Cheap eggs? I'm holding out for someone who can promise me cheaper gas prices.

If it's cheap gas you want, go visit the Crane. They have enough hot air for a thousand empires and share it freely...

Sure, you do! He's the noisy drunk that visits with Akodo and somehow usually manages to have a pretty girl in his lap despite himself. Though I can see the Crane kinda... blotting him out in their minds. Oh.... that one . Yes. Ahem, the flowers are quite lovely this year. Yeeeeeeeah, uh... twenty ...

Makime Omoi wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 7:03 am

Hello all, glad to be here. This is my first time in the Dawn campaign, hopefully we don't all die.

Aha, an optimist!

Welcome aboard!

Ryoshun Huan wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 3:57 am

Mother was probably lying to me.

Such a good mother!

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:42 am

*thinks*

Heard the first one, but not the second one. But I have belief that everything will, eventually, be all right!

Your parents have lied to you well.

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:31 am

Maybe you have to lie to yours.

"Everything's going to be all right."

"I've got this, don't worry."

Detecting a familiar tone here?

*Evil Uncle Grin*

I'll have you know, being a parent is all about knowing how to lie to your kids...

Nanzi Ai wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:27 am

Jiyo Sora wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:05 am

Reiko Ohta wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:04 am

Eh, I suppose I could get by as a backup singer for Bootylicious.

Get your own job!

Sora on tour.

Got my good side there.

Reiko Ohta wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:04 am

Eh, I suppose I could get by as a backup singer for Bootylicious.

Get your own job!

I mean, we could all be crazy. That's a distinct possibility. Not that I mind; If I'm crazy, I may as well be having fun with the other crazies. She pretty, so her opinion matters. https://64.media.tumblr.com/a6c5a2db859be8f1bdb8fa84e64c366d/1897ab4c0f316c45-74/s640x960/f031900487f61e5afda2779985f0...

Destiny's bullshit anyway.

(The old man goes on ignoring the Advantage that has very real benefits in the mechanical construction of his universe).

Destiny doesn't do shit. We do.

Wu Zhe wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 9:09 pm

ANOTHER CHALLENGE IS ISSUED!

Sora should have died like 10 times already. And at least nine of them were your fault. Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife. Sora Ascends Event Fortune * Imperial * Willow If you control Jiyo Sora, remove him from the game. Every card your oppo...

Ohhhhh assuming he survives, he's an NPC after this one- the Birb Has Spoken.

And as an NPC, he can be as immortal as anyone wants!

I mean, technically, Shiba still has that card to play...