The Day of Thunder

Something something Master Willow, something something conspiracy. Will you weep for me, then, O, Willow? Why, some reason anyone should? Jiyo… the catch-all Imperials. Traitorous kolat scum, loremasters, heroes, murderers, and matchmakers. Wait… that’s just Sora. All in keeping with how I've mugge...

Something something Master Willow, something something conspiracy.

Oh dear. I didn't even get to show her this nakodo's license I had Yuzuru-sama order up for me.

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:41 am

You wouldn't dare!

But Wu-san has gone and made popcorn! How could I deny him the tale for which he waits so ardently?

Perhaps the one about the unwanted bath, the visiting Lion ambassador, and the streaking incident...

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 10, 2023 12:06 am

You're not the boss of me!

Indeed not.

I'm a guy who knows EVERY embarrassing story about you your mother has ever told.

Quite the raconteur, your mother.

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 09, 2023 11:59 pm

Nanzi Ai wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 09, 2023 11:59 pm

Burn down the outside world.

You need something burned down? I'M YOUR GAL!

*sigh* Wait for the Crane to build some more tea houses first...

Ryoshun Nao wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 09, 2023 6:53 pm

The Bat probably should have some sort of shrine keeper tradition.

Indeeeeeeed.

Blind monks who do insane acrobatics.

Basically a whole order of Daredevils.

Yuzuru Hoto-Hori wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 08, 2023 1:48 pm

How do you know one of Sakkaku's finest tricks?

*hard glare of the oracular eye.*

How indeed.

Han-Hei wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 08, 2023 4:36 am

Sora out here trying to protect Yume-Jigoku now...

"Get behind me!" He says.

How the mighty have fallen.

Canary wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 08, 2023 4:13 am

GASP! Even Yume-Jigoku would never stoop so low! How dare.

Get thee behind me, Yume-Jigoku!

Canary wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 08, 2023 4:09 am

Chocolate chip, snickerdoodles, ginger snaps, oatmeal raisin, sugar, peanut butter, pick your poison. Metaphorically, of course.

Bah, we all know that it lays out oatmeal raisin and lets you THINK they're chocolate chip...

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 08, 2023 2:42 am

You just love all free food.

I have FIVE KIDS. You have ANY idea how much food gets demolished in the time it takes to blink?

Makime wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 08, 2023 2:26 am

Much DEATH must be handed out.

Especially since they apparently all stole...

Makime wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 08, 2023 1:10 am

the last cookie.

Hm.

Y'know, Nanzi gave out cookies once. They were actually pretty good.

I think he punned the thread to death...

The Nezumi had gotten used to him, it seemed, and Soryu had certainly gotten used to them. The trip south, escorted by four Jiyo bushi to the border, then by two Nezumi warriors into their Empire, seemed a lifetime ago- more distant than his life at home before the trip. He didn't see Ti'ake Chuk'tc...

Jiyo Shirayuki had only seen her father cry a few times in her seventeen years, but he'd never been shy about it when he had. He said there was a difference between crying and whining, and that while the latter was to be avoided, the former was part of being human. So she let herself cry that first ...

*scowls and mutters Old Man stuff*

And we wouldn't want that.