The Day of Thunder

More scrabbling sounds and then the tent opening unfastened slowly and a face poked out. "Errr fine, fine! Not hurt, just fucking inconvenienced by inanimate objects." Then he looked properly at who was talking to him and a tiny sparkle of recognition seemed to form . . . but how could it? Satsuki h...

Hoto-hori's eyes whipped around to stare at whoever had spoken, but he was still suffering from being stabbed in the face by plants. Backstabbing, traitorous plants at that. "Really? Wish I'd known that . . like five fucking minutes ago! Damn this smarts." He rubbed at his face . . . remarkably like...

With just two posts I think I've established just what all those yips and growls of forums past actually said . . .

There was silence.

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And then there was the absolute lack of silence as a bedraggled Imperial, laden down with a pack far too large for himself staggered into view, through several bushes.

"FUCKS SAKE!! WHO PUTS THESE AT EYE LEVEL?!??!?!?! OW OW OW."

There was the sound of something solid being dropped, a brief pause and then a very clear. "FUCK ME THAT HURT!" Then a few unidentifiable scrabbling sounds. "Errr don't come in. Ink spill, very bad . . . could get worse. Just give me a moment to lock it down mmkay???" A moment later. "How . . . . ar...

Inside the tent next to them, which was very precariously constructed and definitely wasn't going to survive a brisk wind never mind a strong one, there was the sound of something falling over, followed by very low cursing, followed by something else falling over with an even louder thump. " Ow. " W...

Was there a self aimed rant of "What the JKJKHJKHJK did you do that for you IDIOT?!?!??!??!?!" at all?

Off in the woods there was a strange . . . . brightening of the fog for the briefest of moments. As if someone had just opened the door to a brightly lit room and slammed it shut immediately.

Teething problem addressed.

The totally not a will now airdrop into someone's Day 0 thread. I will consider volunteers first before picking a victim.

Just sorting out some vulpi . . . . hoo-man things and then the Imperial Envoy will be available to discerning thread partners.

Yuzuru Hoto-Hori A somewhat confused and confusing 'young' man, apparently from the Imperial Capital. Here to assess any spiritual threats to the area on the behalf of the Imperial Consort's Spiritual Defense Force. Has only recently arrived. NPC played by Tiamat. For contact please PM this account...

Otomo Akutou wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 16, 2023 12:08 am

Ryoshun Huan wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 16, 2023 12:08 am

Just because I'm bad at it doesn't mean you can just watch me while I'm sneaking!

No, but a high Investigation skill and Wary help.

Appears from nowhere behind them.

Not always.

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 15, 2023 11:14 pm

Yuzuru Hoto-Hori wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 15, 2023 11:11 pm

Whistles as he wanders over and slaps the cuffs on.

Well, you picked the hard way, missie. Cake or death?

*sniffles*

... Cake, please?

Looks surprised . . .

What??? You saw through the plan?

Hands over the honeycakes.

Whistles as he wanders over and slaps the cuffs on.

Well, you picked the hard way, missie. Cake or death?

Oh, we have a runner.

Won't need skill rolls if I can just set fire to all my problems! :D Spiritual Defense Force here. We have reports of several cases of blatant arson and attempted arson of important habitat locations. I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your fire and your Dragon card and come with me to interro...

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 15, 2023 8:28 pm

Yuzuru Hoto-Hori wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 15, 2023 8:10 pm

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 15, 2023 8:05 pm

Wait, where did the fox go?!

What fox?

I swear I saw a fox lurking about, trying to steal my egg!

*eats egg in peace*

What egg?

Eats bowl of egg fried rice

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 15, 2023 8:05 pm

Yuzuru Hoto-Hori wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 15, 2023 7:22 pm

I suppose I'd better put the non furred hooman face on and take things boringly seriously for a bit.

Wait, where did the fox go?!

What fox?

I suppose I'd better put the non furred hooman face on and take things boringly seriously for a bit.

Togashi Satsuki wrote: ↑

Sat Oct 14, 2023 11:09 pm

Yuzuru Hoto-Hori wrote: ↑

Sat Oct 14, 2023 10:34 pm

Did you ask permission to hide in my hedge?

Shhh. Just let me hide here.

I can give you an egg?

Accepts egg.

Just to be clear, this does not stop the usual . . .