The Day of Thunder

Coughs.

Don't mind me. Just here to kill two birds with one stone.



(Yes, I was invited.)

He was where it would be least expected. Up a tree. He watched the events in silence as they spun out below him. His low, almost growling, voice did not carry further than the empty tree canopy around him. "I knew it. Once a fucking donkey, always a fucking donkey. Too clever for your own good and w...

"The fucking donkey is here, so is that thieving bastard crow. All the apparent heroes of the Empire are here. If she isn't here somewhere watching for a chance to fuck things up them I'm a mallard."

Ninetails logic at it's best.

"Too much to eat?"

He blinked.

"Never thought I'd ever fucking hear a Dream Eater say that. Don't think there's much I can do to help, unless I can narrow down which one of these fuckers is the Demon Hag and aerate her skull a few times."

Jiyo Sora wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 04, 2023 1:36 am

Wait, if this is an Isekai...

Oh no.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And guess who is the main chara and bad guy . . .

"Can't one of you go give her a fucking push?"

He looked hopeful.

"She fucking would, wouldn't she? Too much to ask that she gets too close and gets smited I suppose?"

He shook his head.

"No that would make things too fucking easy."

He stared at the Baku.

"Yes. You've seen her?"

"Strong enough to be disturbing all the humans sleep. The Filth always wants to invade Ningen-do and the humans sealed off it's portal a while back, so now it uses your Realm to force it's way back in." The pipe twirling stopped suddenly. "That demon hag and her demon raven said they would be back. ...

"Uh Jigoku filth? I'd be fucking careful of that. Some of it lingers."

He looked out into the forest.

"Is it in the fucking fog? Is that why I can't open a portal to my own Realms?"

He blinked and carried on as if he hadn't heard that.

"Still haven't told me what the fuck slashed you up like that."

"My safety . . . . . ?"

He looked incredulous.

"Me?? Fuck, only Boss man cares about me and he's miles away. Or at least he better be and have not dragged his blind ass all the way here."

"About me? Fuck, yes. They should be. I'm going to find that fucking crow and pull out every feather one by one before I roast him. And if it's not that fucker then it's Sora and that just makes me laugh. Or it's the Fifth and then it's her problem, not mine." He laughed out loud. "Worried about me....

Otomo Akutou wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 01, 2023 6:12 pm

Yuzuru Hoto-Hori wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 01, 2023 6:09 pm

Do I need to savage some ankles?

Yes.

I've read it. I feel this needs the savaging extending up to the knees.

"Don't expect the humans to know the difference. Most of them know fuck all about the Realms. Something invades Yume-do and splashes shit all over Ningen-do, they're just going to take the easy route and blame your kind as the source. Even when it's right in their fucking faces they try to explain t...

by Jiyo Sora » Wed Nov 01, 2023 2:43 pm

Schleep.

Hatchet-jobs on Han-Han are taxing to write!

WTF Sora?

Do I need to savage some ankles?

"Probably for the best. The natives and all the visitors here are spooked enough by all the strange shit coming from your Realm to begin with. Good chance they might attack you if they find you like this." He twirled the smoking pipe that he never, ever used for smoking around one hand. "What mauled...

"Yume-do . . . . should have fucking known. This is Ningen-do allegedly, although your Realm seems to be bleeding in an awful fucking lot." He sauntered closer. "And I said you weren't a pig. So, what eats a dream eater? Sorry but I don't have any healing arts. Not part of the Kitsune skillset." A s...

"It fucking speaks . . . ???"

He stood up and stared at it.

"OK you're not a fucking pig for sure . . . . what Realm are you from?"

"You're a long way from home, little one . . . and a lot of the fuckers here will want to eat you."

He stayed his distance for now, thinking.

"Then again, something already tried to eat you . . . "