Indeed not.
I'm a guy who knows EVERY embarrassing story about you your mother has ever told.
Quite the raconteur, your mother.
Indeed not.
 Status: 4.0 (possibly Togashi's Heir) 
 Glory: 3.0But Wu-san has gone and made popcorn! How could I deny him the tale for which he waits so ardently?
 Status: 4.0 (possibly Togashi's Heir) 
 Glory: 3.0Will you weep for me, then, O, Willow?
Why, some reason anyone should?
All in keeping with how I've mugged canon Lady Asako for a lot of her job...