NOT IF I DIE FIRST!

Hey, no dying for you!
You're not the boss of me!
Sure I am! Your daughters promoted me!
Since I'm the boss of them, that doesn't compute!
*cackles and gives thumbs up to Phi*
"Hah, old man. You realize I'll be spending half my time keeping YOU alive, just so you don't break your hip in your dottage, don't you?"
Who am I to diss a Brie?
You ser are a person of culture
Thank you kindly.
*is willing to share the requisite pills for that, being similarly belabored*