The Day of Thunder

[Otomo Akutou]

Good fictions, everyone! It's always great to see people creating stuff.

I still think we should all have character portraits done by you!

[Haka Tae-soo]

*Is*

[Canary]

Ohhhhh assuming he survives, he's an NPC after this one- the Birb Has Spoken.

And as an NPC, he can be as immortal as anyone wants!

Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife.

[Otomo Akutou]

Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife.

Even from the Heavens, he can come back.

[Shiba Kumori]

I shall state my general opinion for all stories.




Dead people should be dead!

[Otomo Akutou]

But not everyone in them is dead.

[Togashi Satsuki]

Ohhhhh assuming he survives, he's an NPC after this one- the Birb Has Spoken.

And as an NPC, he can be as immortal as anyone wants!

Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife.

Sora the Fortune of Old Grump.

*Is*

Wheeeee!

[Shiba Kumori]

But not everyone in them is dead.

I think that falls on us to make sure they’re fully dead.

*gestures to the giant slicing object on our belts*

[Yuzuru Hoto-Hori]

But not everyone in them is dead.

I think that falls on us to make sure they’re fully dead.

*gestures to the giant slicing object on our belts*

My fish gutting knife?

[Shiba Kumori]

More than one way to gut a fish…

Or… more than one way to filet a person….

Well anyway… there are lots of ways of doing lots of things.

[Otomo Akutou]

I think that falls on us to make sure they’re fully dead.

*gestures to the giant slicing object on our belts*

Are they supposed to be dead yet, though?

[Shiba Kumori]

Sora should have died like 10 times already.

[Ryoshun Huan]

There's only one way to filet a person. With a yam.

[Jiyo Sora]

Sora should have died like 10 times already.

And at least nine of them were your fault.

Assuming he survives this game and doesn't get spirited away to Tengoku by his lovely wife.

Sora Ascends
Event
Fortune * Imperial * Willow

If you control Jiyo Sora, remove him from the game. Every card your opponents control with the Monk, Shugenja, Scholar, or Enlightened keyword is destroyed as their heads explode in deep theological confusion. All Shadowlands cards are destroyed by an ill-defined heavenly beatdown. Remove all Rings from play.

All Bat players lose 10 honor for unseemly grumping about how somehow the old bastard managed to cheat death itself.
All Crab players lose one fortification to torrential rains from the heavens.
All Crane players lose 20 honor as frantic screaming about how none of this makes any sense shatters their On.
All Dragon players lose 10 honor for giggling uncontrollably.
All Ki-Rin players lose their leftmost province to drunken immortal earth dragon revelry.
All Lion Clan players lose ten honor as they are compelled to read the Tao of Shinsei out loud in unison.
All Scorpion players skip their next turn as they nervously wait for the other shoe to drop.
All Spider players create an Item called the Tao of Sora attached to the highest-Chi Personality they have remaining which reduces their force and personal honor to 0 and their chi to 1 as they try to make sense of it.
All Stag Clan players lose the Imperial Favor and can never get it again.
All Monk players lose 20 honor as everyone screams that this is their fault somehow.

You lose the game.

[Shiba Kumori]

Let’s go for double digits!

Whoooo!

[Otomo Akutou]

Let's go for more fic from Birb!

[Canary]

You got 19 more pages before i have to write anything. XD

[Wu Zhe]

ANOTHER CHALLENGE IS ISSUED!

[Jiyo Sora]

ANOTHER CHALLENGE IS ISSUED!

[Otomo Akutou]

So say we all!