Indeed not.
I'm a guy who knows EVERY embarrassing story about you your mother has ever told.
Quite the raconteur, your mother.
Indeed not.
But Wu-san has gone and made popcorn! How could I deny him the tale for which he waits so ardently?
Will you weep for me, then, O, Willow?
Why, some reason anyone should?
All in keeping with how I've mugged canon Lady Asako for a lot of her job...